Guatzilla

Guatzilla – Guatemalan Medium Roast
☕ Unleash the Beast. Tame Your Morning.

You thought your ex was intense? Wait 'til you meet Guatzilla—our bold, bodacious Guatemalan Medium Roast that stomps all over your snooze button and breathes caffeinated fire down your foggy brainstem.

Sourced from the highlands of Guatemala and roasted to flavorful perfection, this brew comes in hot with notes of cocoa, brown sugar, and just enough citrus zip to slap your taste buds into reality. It's smooth, it's rich, and it's definitely not here to whisper you awake—it’s here to roar.

Perfect for those mornings when you wake up questioning your life choices and need a coffee that doesn't.

Warning: May cause increased productivity, spontaneous dancing, or yelling “I AM COFFEE, HEAR ME BREW!”