Black & Tan

Black & Tan – Nicaraguan Roast Blend
☕ Strong enough to kick your day in the teeth. Smooth enough to apologize after.

Say hello to Black & Tan—our perfectly dysfunctional blend of Nicaraguan Parainema dark roast and Caturra medium roast. It’s bold, it’s balanced, and it’s smoother than that guy from high school who still thinks he’s “got game.”

The dark roast brings the muscle—deep, rich, slightly smoky like it just rebuilt a carburetor before sunrise. The medium roast adds a layer of silky charm, with just enough citrus and sweetness to convince your taste buds you’ve got your life together. (You don’t—but at least your coffee does.)

Yeah, it’s strong. But it’s not gonna punch you in the throat like that gas station sludge you pretend is “fine.” This one’s smooth—like glide-into-your-morning, no-bitter-aftertaste, “who needs cream?” kind of smooth.

Flavor Notes: Dark chocolate, roasted nuts, warm caramel, and a whisper of citrus… all wrapped up in a finish so clean it could run for office.

Recommended for: People with stuff to do, sarcasm to spare, and zero tolerance for weak coffee or weak excuses.