Brewed Awakening

Brewed Awakening
This ain’t coffee—it’s a legal stimulant disguised as a hot beverage. Brewed Awakening hits harder than your third existential crisis and doesn’t apologize for it. Made for people who laugh at sleep and run on chaos, this roast doesn’t whisper "wake up"—it screams “get your life together.” Drink at your own risk. Side effects include intense productivity, zero tolerance for BS, and finishing tasks you didn’t even start yet.